Qualifications:

I have pierced the veil. I have witnessed several eons of time ebb around me, flowing into the winds of time and space to reveal things humankind was not meant to witness. And it's all here. It's my job to report it.

This paragraph will be blue. Recent job histoy:

Grocery Bagger

Wholesale sterling silver and oversea sales

Chaos and trench warfare-style server at scratch kitchen

newspaper runner

professional insomniac

erotic supply sales

Title Agency customer service and closer

Pizza delivery driver

Gas Station attendant and expert anti-theft disarmamant with specializion in hand to hand combat[knives only]

Burger Experience expert

Warehouse Print operator: junk mail distribution

inventory and logistics specialist

Strange fiction writer, weird fiction writer, surreal magical realism writer, erotic fiction writer, speculative fiction writer, thriller fiction writer, horror fiction writer, 'kinda-makes-you-think' fiction writer, occult crime writer